Jokes about Tiger Woods - some of the best:

Anonymous:

• What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
• What does Tiger Woods have in common with a baby seal? They've both been clubbed by a Norwegian.

From Jimmy Fallon

• Welcome back to the Tiger Woods Scandal Invitational. Tiger’s already up to the seventh hole.

From Wanda Sykes:

• Tiger is half Black, half Asian. The Black half bought the Caddy, the Asian in him crasehd it. (RT Joey Scott)

From David Letterman:

• President Obama is sending troops to Afghanistan. Why hell, he oughta be sending ‘em to Tiger Woods’ house

From me - yeah, me:

• Last week, Obama sent 30,000 troops to Afghanistan and sent a thank you note to Tiger Woods
• They found the golf club that Tiger's wife chased him with - a bitching wedge
• Tiger was either playing a round or playing around

 

 

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