Another Tim Tebow, quarterback joke:

Tim Tebow, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Denver Broncos flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Tim," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Tim felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.

On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a red and blue sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Patriots logo flag, and in every window were Patriots drapes. Tim looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was the most religious QB ever." God said "So what's your point, Tim?"

Tim said, "Why does Tom Brady get a better house than me?"

God chuckled, and said: "Tim, that's not Brady's house.... It's Mine."

 

 

(attributed to @TheSportsForum)

 

 

 

 

 

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